The Client List (Lifetime) - Television Review

It's a whole lot of sexy...or at least that's what they want you to believe.

Jennifer Love Hewitt returns to The Client List playing a similar role with a different name. After the success of the 2010 television film, Lifetime revives the movie's concept and turns it into a television series with Jennifer Love Hewitt on board as executive producer as well.

The series follows Riley Parks, whose family is dealing with some financial difficulties leading her to take matters into her own hands by taking a job at a day spa. A mother with a strong moral conscience, Riley initially declines to taking on the spa's "special" clients, who pay a hell of a lot more in tips at each appointment. When Riley's husband disappears however, she is left with a financial debt and mortgage to pay, leading her to reconsider her initial decision.

From the revealing music video to the billboard ads of Jennifer Love Hewitt in lingerie, Lifetime was really trying to sell this show as 'sexy.' But the only thing sexy about the show's premiere episode is its lead actress. There's a whole lot of leg and back rubbing, a few implied handjobs and even a shirtless Colin Egglesfield in one scene, but all that adds up to merely be awkward or uncomfortable in the end. In fact, the "client of the week" who Riley tends to ends up only wanting to talk to her about his personal relationship issues rather than engaging in the risque experience the spa has to offer.

The episode spends a lot of time setting up the premise of the show, but viewers won't really get a sense of what to expect each week. Will there be a "client of the week" format? Or will Riley's moral dilemma be drawn out to span an entire season when it could in reality be accomplished in the span of a 2-hour TV movie?

I'm not quite sure The Client List entirely works as a series, and while the show does boast a talented cast, the actors are merely left with tacky dialogue and mediocre (and predictable) storylines to work with. And for those coming to expect something sexy and edgy, you might want to stick to your HBO or STARZ programming instead.

The Client List premieres Sunday, April 8 at 10/9c on Lifetime.